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Paula Deen like mayaonnaise - she's hot!

Just like I said - here we go again!

Fuck 'em shuck 'em, if ya ask me. I wouldnt take a dump next to any of 'em,

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I am so sorry for the feelings that I have hurt over the years - I have begun a life of solitude and meditation to repent for all of my unkind posts and thread hijacking and any other bad vibes I have caused in this or other past lifetimes. I did attempt to reincarnate in another form at my local Me...

Mtn Tools has worked for me before but it's been awhile. They did good work back then.

Whenever you travel you are supposed to appreciate the local culture.

It is a very well known fact that native Canadian aka NaCans, shit small rectangular turds suitable for immediate composting. I once sat in a stall adjacent to a NaCan and you could hear the universal normal fart sound following the initial grunt, then I heard the plink, plink sound for five or ten ...

I once took a shit next to Van Morrison - didn't know he was pooping next to me until I got out and was washing my hands and then I saw him washing his hands too. i said "Oh my fucking god, is that you?" and he said that he was him. Fuckin' awesome dude and very careful hand-washer too I m...

It is too late for April Fools jokes - stop it. Everyone knows that Roadside will never be open to climbing. Good joke though.