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BYEONIC! HELLO MY DEAR FRIEND! I AM SCROTUMSEEKER AND I SEEK SCROTUMS. FROM YOUR SEXY, IRISH ANGLO-SAXON NOMER, RICH, I CAN ASSUME YOU HAVE A PENIS...BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY A SCROTUM! I WOULD LIKE TO SEEK OUT YOUR SCROTUM TO FIND THE ILLUSTRIOUS GONADS MY FRIEND! I AM ONLY A POOR PEASANT FROM THE SOUT...

I SEEK SCROTUMS ALL YEE SCROTUMS AND SCROTUMLESS. I SEEK AND I FIND JUST LIKE MOSES AND CAESAR. I HAVE WAITED FOR YOUR REPLIES O FRIENDS, BUT ONLY TO END IN DESPAIR. I WOULD LIKE THE BEST, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST SHORN OF ALL THE SCROTUMS IN THIS SCROTUM-FILLED WORLD TO STEP FORWARD AND CONTACT...

I AM SCROTUMSEEKER AND I SEEK SCROTUMS! HEAR MY ROAR ALL YOU WILLING SCROTUM DONATERS! UNCLE BIG GREEN I AM NO SPERM BURPER AND I DID NOT BAIL FROM A CASHIERS VALLEY CLIMB. THOSE ROUTES TEND TO BE TOO EASY FOR MY MAD SKILLZ. I ONLY CLIMB 5.12 AND UP, BUT I STILL SEEK SCROTUMS OF THOSE WHO DO NOT CLI...

HOW DARE YOU INSULT AND THREATEN MY BALLS AND MY SCROTUM! THEY ARE MOST ANGRY RIGHT NOW! THEY WILL MEET YOU WHENEVER YOU LIKE HOMOPHOBE.

YOU CAN ALSO COME AND SEE MY SHORN SCROTUM ANDY LEMON OF EVANSVILLE WHEN YOU COME DOWN TO GO BAR HOPPING. MAYBE YOU WILL GET DRUNK ENOUGH SO THAT I CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU AND POSSIBLY FIND OUT IF YOUR VERY OWN SCROTUM TASTES SOUR LIKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL NAME? PM ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

I WILL DRIVE MY ALMIGHTY DING-DING-DING-A-LING DOWN YOUR THROAT, EZ E STYLE! SUMMERS IN RANGOON AS A CHILD WERE SPENT MAKING MEAT HELMETS AND HAVING MY SCROTUM SHAVEN RITUALLY! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A SHORN SCROTUM? IT'S BREATHTAKING I ASSURE YOU.

I'M NEW TO THIS BOARD. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD GET EVERYONES ATTENTION. IF IT OFFENDS YOU, I WILL STOP O GREAT TRAD-SEEKER. BY THE WAY, I WILL BE IN THE RED THIS WEEKEND. I WILL BE SHOWING OFF MY SCROTUM IN THE SOUTHERN REGION ON SLABBY ROUTES. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO COME AND SEE MY SCROTUM FEEL FR...

SPRAGWA, I WILL CLIMB WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND IF YOU STILL NEED A PARTNER.

I AM LOOKING FOR SCROTUMS OF MALES WHO HAVE DONE THE GIFT. IF YOU HAVE A NICE SCROTUM PLEASE PM ME.