FEE-FI-FO-FUM!!

Post by **TRAD-SEEKER** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:28 am

WHO DARES TRY AND FOLLOW MY PATH OF RITEOUS ALL-CAPS!!

Post by **SCROTUMSEEKER** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:33 am

I'M NEW TO THIS BOARD. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD GET EVERYONES ATTENTION. IF IT OFFENDS YOU, I WILL STOP O GREAT TRAD-SEEKER. BY THE WAY, I WILL BE IN THE RED THIS WEEKEND. I WILL BE SHOWING OFF MY SCROTUM IN THE SOUTHERN REGION ON SLABBY ROUTES. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO COME AND SEE MY SCROTUM FEEL FREE SO WE CAN GET A HANDLE ON WHAT MY SCROTUM REALLY IS. I THINK IT WILL BE FUN IF A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT I DON'T KNOW WILL COME AND LOOK AT MY SCROTUM. CURRENTLY, IT IS WRINKLY AND SWEATY, BUT BALD. I SHAVE MY SCROTUM DAILY TO ENSURE NOTHING BUT SHINY SMOOTHNESS ON MY BEAUTIFUL SCROTUM. COME SEE THE SCROTUM THIS WEEKEND!

Post by **TRAD-SEEKER** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:46 am

I TRAD-SEEKER WILL BRING THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY ALL-CAPS DOWN ON THEE, SCROAT-THROAT! IT IS IMPORTANT I LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IF ANYONE BEARING A SHORN SCROTUM IS EVER IN MY LINE OF SIGHT THAT THEY WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN WITH INTENSE FURY FROM MY MIGHTY ALL-CAPS PILEDRIVER(PATENT PENDING). IF ANYONE SHOULD SEE OR HEAR OF A SIGHTING OF SCROAT-CHEEKS PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO THAT I MAY DRIVE THIS FLAGRANT FROM OUR MIDST!

Post by **SCROTUMSEEKER** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:00 pm

I WILL DRIVE MY ALMIGHTY DING-DING-DING-A-LING DOWN YOUR THROAT, EZ E STYLE! SUMMERS IN RANGOON AS A CHILD WERE SPENT MAKING MEAT HELMETS AND HAVING MY SCROTUM SHAVEN RITUALLY! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A SHORN SCROTUM? IT'S BREATHTAKING I ASSURE YOU.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:51 pm

man if you send me one more goddamn pm about your faggot-ass fantasies about shorn scrotums, i'm gonna beat your head with a tire iron you fucking queer. i'll meet you at the red this weekend and grind your ballsack to a pulp you shitbag. i'll be at miguels saturday morning, sat. night... just find the skinny kid named matt who is gonna grind your face in to the fucking ground.

- matt

Post by **SCROTUMSEEKER** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:56 pm

HOW DARE YOU INSULT AND THREATEN MY BALLS AND MY SCROTUM! THEY ARE MOST ANGRY RIGHT NOW! THEY WILL MEET YOU WHENEVER YOU LIKE HOMOPHOBE.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:28 pm

you're gonna die shitstain.

Post by **Gretchen** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:36 am

I think that HF & SS should get married. Two peas in a pod!

Post by **Uncle Big Green** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:32 am

is being a scrotum seeker like being a sperm burper or is it someone who bailed from a Cashiers Valley climb?

Post by **Spragwa** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:43 pm

I think they should totally elope. Hey Gretch, on second thought, we could plan the wedding. Whatcha think? They could marry pigsteak and be a circle jerk!