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by Rizzo
Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:38 pm
Forum: Whatever
Topic: Lyrics Thread
Replies: 47
Views: 976

Re: Lyrics Thread

Alan Evil wrote:...The idea is to post a SINGLE LINE from a song that really says something.
"Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong." -- The Edsels, 1957
by Rizzo
Wed May 30, 2007 10:51 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Big HUGE thank you!
Replies: 2
Views: 2235

Me 'n' a couple of my homies checkin' out the Climbing Camp last weekend. Mmm, those ropes look delicious!

Rizzo
(the woodrat)

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Photo by Michael Frey 5/27/07
by Rizzo
Mon May 22, 2006 3:44 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Prince Runamok, a Climber's Dog's Life
Replies: 26
Views: 12040

Prince Runamok, a Climber's Dog's Life

A Day in the Life of Prince Runamok, a Climber’s Dog. (Based on true events witnessed over the past couple weeks in Muir Valley.) Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I was hoping we were going to MV and here we are pulling in! Gotta get busy. Lots to do for a CC (Climber’s Cur). First lets drop a pile right he...
by Rizzo
Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:19 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Hoosier Heights Comp this Saturday the 14th
Replies: 41
Views: 18906

So, who won what?
by Rizzo
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:54 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: Climber Rhymers
Replies: 24
Views: 417

Okay Wes, here's one to even up things with that Weber guy:

An aged z-clipper named Rick
Missed a hold as big as a brick
As he dropped in his harness
Came a cry from his carcass,
"That move done kinkened my wick."

--Rizzo
by Rizzo
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:17 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: Climber Rhymers
Replies: 24
Views: 417

Nice Rick. I moved this to the flame board, since that is where it belongs. So, now if I respond, do I get banned from muir? Told I am a bad person? Maybe that I endanger other climbers with my reckless abandon? And, as far as my sig line goes, it doesn't really have that much to do with climbing f...
by Rizzo
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:00 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Quickdraw failure - "Convicted" at the Mother Lode
Replies: 38
Views: 23512

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by Rizzo
Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:46 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: Climber Rhymers
Replies: 24
Views: 417

Climber Rhymers

Hey, let's hear from those of you who can wax poetic on the subject of climbing. There's a lot of creativity out there, fer sure. It can be somethin' you've heard or somethin' you've composed. Try to keep it relative to climbing. To start things off here's a nifty one that Wes uses in his tag line: ...
by Rizzo
Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:00 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Bad Hybrid at Muir Valley: hold bolted on?!
Replies: 48
Views: 22428

That route sucks with or without the hold. Oh yeah??!!! Well, you kin go suck a lemon! There ain't another hold on any route anywhere in the Red like that one. You kin pull down hard on it, or rotate it and undercling or sidepull it. I thought you'd take a hint about messin' with me when I dropped ...
by Rizzo
Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:20 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Victory Whippers & Spinners
Replies: 134
Views: 51504

J-Rock wrote:...So please, if you have a problem then just let one of us know. Thank you.
So, J-Rock... I have a problem. There is this incredibly smelly rope dangling over my den. Do you know anything about that? I mean, geesh, climbers are a ordorific lot, but this thang is rank!!

Rizzo