Climber Rhymers

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Rizzo
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Climber Rhymers

Post by Rizzo »

Hey, let's hear from those of you who can wax poetic on the subject of climbing. There's a lot of creativity out there, fer sure. It can be somethin' you've heard or somethin' you've composed. Try to keep it relative to climbing.

To start things off here's a nifty one that Wes uses in his tag line:

"Either let me fly, or give me death
Let my soul rest, take my breath
If I don't fly, I'ma die anyway, I'ma live on
but I'll be gone any day"
DMX

And here is a lame lyric by anon:

There once was rope jumper named "Wes"
Who payed out twenty feet, more or less.
He took to the air
With nary a care.
And stopped inches from making a mess.

Okay you get the idea. Any contributions?

Rizzo
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Wes
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Post by Wes »

Nice Rick. I moved this to the flame board, since that is where it belongs. So, now if I respond, do I get banned from muir? Told I am a bad person? Maybe that I endanger other climbers with my reckless abandon? And, as far as my sig line goes, it doesn't really have that much to do with climbing for me.
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Rizzo
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Post by Rizzo »

Wes wrote:Nice Rick. I moved this to the flame board, since that is where it belongs. So, now if I respond, do I get banned from muir? Told I am a bad person? Maybe that I endanger other climbers with my reckless abandon? And, as far as my sig line goes, it doesn't really have that much to do with climbing for me.
Fer gosh sakes, boy... lighten up!

Read my tag line...
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Rizzo
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Post by Rizzo »

Okay Wes, here's one to even up things with that Weber guy:

An aged z-clipper named Rick
Missed a hold as big as a brick
As he dropped in his harness
Came a cry from his carcass,
"That move done kinkened my wick."

--Rizzo
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512OW
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Post by 512OW »

I've done my time, Hell, I birthed the subject...
So if you want rhymes, come first with a budget.

:wink:
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

not much rymes with Rizzo.......
Except maybe Crissco
But we wont go there
the moderators might care
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Zspider
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Post by Zspider »

Wes wrote:Nice Rick. I moved this to the flame board, since that is where it belongs. So, now if I respond, do I get banned from muir? Told I am a bad person?
That was a flame? You call that a flame? Pretty damned lame for a flame. Hey, wait... I think I feel a rhyme coming on.

ZSpider
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Post by Mike Jones »

Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
Who is Mike Jones?
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Post by Mike Jones »

We gon' make you double plat Rizzo!
Don't be a pussy, like Wes, this guy seems legit!
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SCIN
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Post by SCIN »

I now have this photo submit
For the routes in the online guide and shit
I can upload the image and write a damn record
But the thumbnail script is shit
Help me JONES! Puleeez nigga!
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-Horatio
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