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Jerry joins Team Crust.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:10 pm
by ashtray
On behalf of Team Crust, I would like to introduce the newest TC member, Andrew. While Andrew is a Jerry we have decided to let him join our club because of crust issues. You see the TC members (besides the captain - who is a stallion) are having trouble climbing hard like we did back in the day. Unfortunately, lack of hardness is a side-effect of growing older. So, we have decided to get a Fluffer (wiki it) for the team to help with the hardness issue. I think Andrew will do just fine in his new position, and I think that with his expert handiwork all of the Team Crust members will be sending hard again in no time. Hell we will even be hardmen again when just hanging out.
So, welcome Andrew - Fluffer, Team Crust.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:17 pm
by Andrew
Yes, my dreams have come true.
whats a fluffer?
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:22 pm
by ashtray
look. as the newest team member you better learn to follow directions. Wiki it. or check out flufferDOTcom (work safe - i think not)..
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:29 pm
by the lurkist
Team Crust could use some new blood. Our mean grade of sendage is dwindling much faster than the Tray can find new easy 5.13 projects to off set the dwindle.
Isn't there a minimum age requirement, or at the very least some physiologic parameter that one must pass to be eligible- like gray around the muzzle or waning testosterone levels?
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:32 pm
by ashtray
Dude, Andrew has soft hands, is experienced, and he loves the work. We decided to grant him a crust exception. If you really need to check for gray hairs or something, then wait until saturday and check him. I bet you will be able to find a gray short and curly stuck between his teeth.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:55 pm
by Meadows
Can I make nominations since you've taken this public?
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:07 pm
by Crankmas
woman haters be careful- best run this thru the counselor
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:39 pm
by ashtray
Meadows wrote:Can I make nominations since you've taken this public?
No you may not. Andrew is our Fluffer so end of story. The critical TC members have decided.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:48 pm
by Andrew
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:23 pm
by Buster