If you could be?
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:10 am
If you could be any animal (besides a human) what would you be? I'd be a monkey so i could climb things.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:24 am
i have every reason to think i was a turtle in my previous life; i behaved badly, but i was happy.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:24 am
A Liger
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:46 am
Blake.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:51 am
hey! if you were a hot dog, and you were starving.. would you eat yourself?
i know i would..
i know i would..
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:19 am
P.A.U.L. - if you ate yourself then pooped - you would just come back and have to do it again. But then it would be poop instead of hotdog - so i wouldn't do it. Seriously though - i'd want to be one of those tail-monkeys so i could shake out when i got pumped.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:27 am
Since your wife is a bitch I would be her so I could fuck you every night with a strap-on.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:29 am
Be serious Sax
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:30 am
Oh, in that case I would be one of your cats since I know you give them extra special attention.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:53 am
yeah a cat would be cool because you can climb during the day then sleep on the couch at night. that would be cool. but you could only climb with claws so that's kinda like aid climbing. you know like having robot hands with gear for fingers - but you couldn't have cams because you couldnt pull the triggers. you would have to have stoppers or hexes then.