If you could be?

Post by KD » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:10 am

If you could be any animal (besides a human) what would you be? I'd be a monkey so i could climb things.

Post by **Cliff Heindel** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:24 am

i have every reason to think i was a turtle in my previous life; i behaved badly, but i was happy.

Post by **rockman** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:24 am

A Liger

Post by **One-Fall** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:46 am

Blake.

Post by **Paul3eb** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:51 am

hey! if you were a hot dog, and you were starving.. would you eat yourself?

i know i would..

Post by KD » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:19 am

P.A.U.L. - if you ate yourself then pooped - you would just come back and have to do it again. But then it would be poop instead of hotdog - so i wouldn't do it. Seriously though - i'd want to be one of those tail-monkeys so i could shake out when i got pumped.

Post by **Saxman** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:27 am

Since your wife is a bitch I would be her so I could fuck you every night with a strap-on.

Post by KD » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:29 am

Be serious Sax

Post by **Saxman** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:30 am

Oh, in that case I would be one of your cats since I know you give them extra special attention.

Post by KD » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:53 am

yeah a cat would be cool because you can climb during the day then sleep on the couch at night. that would be cool. but you could only climb with claws so that's kinda like aid climbing. you know like having robot hands with gear for fingers - but you couldn't have cams because you couldnt pull the triggers. you would have to have stoppers or hexes then.