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2006 Resolutions
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:11 pm
by Meadows
It's that time of year again when we evaluate what we did wrong for the past year (or for some, all their lives) and make promises to improve next year.
Anyone thought of their resolutions yet? I decided to quit pointing my finger and laughing at midgets in public. Supposedly, that's not a very kind thing to do.
Just kidding ... I never do that.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:27 pm
by Saxman
I resolve to quit pointing my finger at Meadows and laughing.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:28 pm
by Ballss
Sometimes when I realize I'm about to rip one, I cup my hands in my crotch and "catch" the fart. I then bring my hands to my nose and "huff" the fart.
I resolve not to do that.
How bout you piggie?
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:35 pm
by Meadows
Saxman wrote:I resolve to quit pointing my finger at Madows and laughing.
Saxman, who's Madows?
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:57 pm
by pigsteak
no more cup -n- smell, ballss? who taught you that anyway?????
lose 15 pounds..this is the first time in my life I have ever vowed to lose weight.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:11 pm
by littleboxes15
Get my weak ass stronger, so I can haul it up a rock some day.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:34 pm
by Saxman
I guess that means you get to laugh at me for awhile.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:45 pm
by ynot
One I can keep. I resolve to never make resolutions
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:59 am
by merrick
you are stuck in a catch 22 there jesse.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:15 am
by KD
i resolve to replace pointing fingers with toes
