2006 Resolutions

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:11 pm

It's that time of year again when we evaluate what we did wrong for the past year (or for some, all their lives) and make promises to improve next year.

Anyone thought of their resolutions yet? I decided to quit pointing my finger and laughing at midgets in public. Supposedly, that's not a very kind thing to do.

Just kidding ... I never do that.

Post by **Saxman** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:27 pm

I resolve to quit pointing my finger at Meadows and laughing.

Post by **Ballss** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:28 pm

Sometimes when I realize I'm about to rip one, I cup my hands in my crotch and "catch" the fart. I then bring my hands to my nose and "huff" the fart.

I resolve not to do that.

How bout you piggie?

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:35 pm

Saxman wrote:I resolve to quit pointing my finger at Madows and laughing.

Saxman, who's Madows?

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:57 pm

no more cup -n- smell, ballss? who taught you that anyway?????

lose 15 pounds..this is the first time in my life I have ever vowed to lose weight.

Post by **littleboxes15** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:11 pm

Get my weak ass stronger, so I can haul it up a rock some day.

Post by **Saxman** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:34 pm

I guess that means you get to laugh at me for awhile.

Post by **ynot** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:45 pm

One I can keep. I resolve to never make resolutions

Post by **merrick** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:59 am

you are stuck in a catch 22 there jesse.

Post by KD » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:15 am

i resolve to replace pointing fingers with toes