i feel sunnier already
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:22 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/22/ ... index.html
i predict a rise in the divorce rate. my logic: because of the change, vcr's everywhere will need to be reset. as the husband tries (in vain) to fix it, the wife will be screaming that he should check the manual and that he's good for nothing and that getting married was the biggest mistake ever. he will leave in a tiff, get drunk, come home and puke on her. in the morning, she'll yell at him more and, being hungover and doing whatever he can do get her to be quiet, he'll say he wants a divorce.
when the numbers come in, you'll be calling me a prophet..
i predict a rise in the divorce rate. my logic: because of the change, vcr's everywhere will need to be reset. as the husband tries (in vain) to fix it, the wife will be screaming that he should check the manual and that he's good for nothing and that getting married was the biggest mistake ever. he will leave in a tiff, get drunk, come home and puke on her. in the morning, she'll yell at him more and, being hungover and doing whatever he can do get her to be quiet, he'll say he wants a divorce.
when the numbers come in, you'll be calling me a prophet..
