http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/22/ ... index.html
i predict a rise in the divorce rate. my logic: because of the change, vcr's everywhere will need to be reset. as the husband tries (in vain) to fix it, the wife will be screaming that he should check the manual and that he's good for nothing and that getting married was the biggest mistake ever. he will leave in a tiff, get drunk, come home and puke on her. in the morning, she'll yell at him more and, being hungover and doing whatever he can do get her to be quiet, he'll say he wants a divorce.
when the numbers come in, you'll be calling me a prophet..
i feel sunnier already
i feel sunnier already
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
isn't it obvious.. after the divorce, what do you think the guys are going to do with all their hormones and free time? if that isn't "adversely affecting livestock", i don't know what is..kato wrote:OK, prophet, tell me how this will "adversely affect livestock"??
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin.
Bartender says"Sir, before I serve you any drinks you have to teoo me why you have a steering wheel attached to your groin?
Pirate:"AAaaarrrggghh...it drives me nuts!"
Get it ? drives me nuts ....double entendre...
Bartender says"Sir, before I serve you any drinks you have to teoo me why you have a steering wheel attached to your groin?
Pirate:"AAaaarrrggghh...it drives me nuts!"
Get it ? drives me nuts ....double entendre...
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu