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a spictacular young vegetarian unemployed man to be my rope gun and challenge me to get on harder routes, dance naked in the moonlight for me, and cook my meals.

House cleaning skills are a plus. Inquire within.

Is that it? You are low maintenance.

i can cook meals including but not limited to: baba ghanouj, dulce de leche, banana bread, tabouli, hummus, marinara (secret italian recipe), pasta fagoli, southwestern hashbrowns.

and the spanish in me makes me handy in all housekeeping aspects..

my required compensation: watching movies in linen-forts in the living room. desired benefits: hehe.. well.. we can negotiate

I see your cooking skills and raise you a sewing machine and the know how to use it. My speciality is interior design. I also paint, carpenter,lay tile and carpet. Not to mention yard work.

My trump card is that I can program a VCR/DVD player!

I see all of that plus I play the saxophone, love gardening, and am a great get away driver.

Now that's what I call advertisement.

Unfortunately Sandy, you said "man" and therefore the perfection you seek will never be found.

Wow - that sounded kind of hateful, I was going a bit more for the hippie lesbian angle and it came out all wrong. Let's try this again.

I see everyone's skills previously listed and raise you one great set of tits and the possibility of apparatus attachment, a cabin in the woods and the ability to twirl knives on fire. ( I really can play the saxophone and bassoon, but the bassoon is not really as sexy...)

spuzo wrote:

raise you one great set of tits

Well, I'm out!

Damn, I like the dancing naked in the moonlight part, but I don't think I could go without eating meat. Oh yeah, and Karla would probably get mad at me...

O.K., I call....Sandy, How about it. Who wins?