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a spictacular young vegetarian unemployed man to be my rope gun and challenge me to get on harder routes, dance naked in the moonlight for me, and cook my meals.

House cleaning skills are a plus. Inquire within.
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the lurkist
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Post by the lurkist »

Is that it? You are low maintenance.
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Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

i can cook meals including but not limited to: baba ghanouj, dulce de leche, banana bread, tabouli, hummus, marinara (secret italian recipe), pasta fagoli, southwestern hashbrowns.

and the spanish in me makes me handy in all housekeeping aspects..

my required compensation: watching movies in linen-forts in the living room. desired benefits: hehe.. well.. we can negotiate ;)
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Ultra
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Post by Ultra »

I see your cooking skills and raise you a sewing machine and the know how to use it. My speciality is interior design. I also paint, carpenter,lay tile and carpet. Not to mention yard work.

My trump card is that I can program a VCR/DVD player! :P
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Post by Saxman »

I see all of that plus I play the saxophone, love gardening, and am a great get away driver.
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Post by Snowpuppy »

Now that's what I call advertisement. :D
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spuzo
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Post by spuzo »

Unfortunately Sandy, you said "man" and therefore the perfection you seek will never be found.

Wow - that sounded kind of hateful, I was going a bit more for the hippie lesbian angle and it came out all wrong. Let's try this again.

I see everyone's skills previously listed and raise you one great set of tits and the possibility of apparatus attachment, a cabin in the woods and the ability to twirl knives on fire. ( I really can play the saxophone and bassoon, but the bassoon is not really as sexy...)
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Post by dipsi »

spuzo wrote:
raise you one great set of tits
Well, I'm out! :shock:
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J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

Damn, I like the dancing naked in the moonlight part, but I don't think I could go without eating meat. Oh yeah, and Karla would probably get mad at me... :D
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Ultra
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Post by Ultra »

O.K., I call....Sandy, How about it. Who wins? :?:
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