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i have no ass. i can admit that. i suffer from early age ass erosion. it's a terrible disease that elminates any trace of an ass from one's body. there is no cure. are there enough other people out there to help me start a not-for-profit organizatoin?

I have no as, but it is fun to try and shake whats not there

Can you call it erosion if it was never there?

yeah, i think that counts. everyone was born with an ass.. somewhere along the line the water and sands and winds of time took it away from us..

i have a pretty defined ass, i think its from biking alot, but i could be wrong on that one.

Yup, cycling keeps those gluts strong and prominent. Instead of starting a non-prof org, why don't you all afflicted with no-assitis join a gym?

because we're victims and can't help ourselves. we need other people to give us asses so we don't have to work for it.. and not having an ass is an affliction, not a choice. we won't be able to make any progress until people like meadows stop think of this as laziness and start realizing it's a disease.

Paul, you are the true American.

you know, i was actually thinking of writing something along the satirical lines of my previous post and calling it "the new american hero".. essentially about a man/woman who learns that they can lay their own responsibility on everyone else and succeed through exploiting their status as victims

Even when I was biking 5-8 miles a day I still had no ass. Should I have up that to something like 30?