ass erosion

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do you suffer from ass erosion?

yes
8
42%
no
9
47%
i'm still in denial
2
11%
 
Total votes: 19

Paul3eb
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ass erosion

Post by Paul3eb »

i have no ass. i can admit that. i suffer from early age ass erosion. it's a terrible disease that elminates any trace of an ass from one's body. there is no cure. are there enough other people out there to help me start a not-for-profit organizatoin?
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allah
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Post by allah »

I have no as, but it is fun to try and shake whats not there :mrgreen:
lordjim_2001
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

Can you call it erosion if it was never there?
Screw you guys. I'm going bowling.
Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

yeah, i think that counts. everyone was born with an ass.. somewhere along the line the water and sands and winds of time took it away from us..
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pawilkes
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Post by pawilkes »

i have a pretty defined ass, i think its from biking alot, but i could be wrong on that one.
Sand inhibits the production of toughtosterone, so get it out and send.
Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Yup, cycling keeps those gluts strong and prominent. Instead of starting a non-prof org, why don't you all afflicted with no-assitis join a gym?
Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

because we're victims and can't help ourselves. we need other people to give us asses so we don't have to work for it.. and not having an ass is an affliction, not a choice. we won't be able to make any progress until people like meadows stop think of this as laziness and start realizing it's a disease.
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Paul, you are the true American.
Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

you know, i was actually thinking of writing something along the satirical lines of my previous post and calling it "the new american hero".. essentially about a man/woman who learns that they can lay their own responsibility on everyone else and succeed through exploiting their status as victims
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lordjim_2001
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

Even when I was biking 5-8 miles a day I still had no ass. Should I have up that to something like 30?
Screw you guys. I'm going bowling.
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