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Who Are You Voting For?

Poll ended at Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:32 pm

Bush
24
33%
Kerry
46
63%
Other
0
No votes
None
3
4%
 
Total votes: 73

Alan Evil
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Who are you voting for?

Post by Alan Evil »

Just curious.
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haas
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Post by haas »

vote the environment. Replant a Bush in Texas. Bush has undone all the good Clinton did in office, especially the no snowmobiles in Yellowstone. Kerry.
busty
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Post by busty »

Return the idiot (Dubya) to his village.
overhung
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Post by overhung »

Bush sucks
I've had just about enough of this shit.
dhoyne
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Post by dhoyne »

A vote to see how we're going to vote? Sounds like work to me.
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

DNRC Newsletter wrote:Here are some true tales of Induhviduals. I am making them more relevant by adding the phrase "And then he/she voted" after each one.

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the east (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

And then she voted.

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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a call from an Induhvidual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh… Pacific."

And then he voted.

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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we overheard one of the admin assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

And then she voted.

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I was in a high school advanced physics class and the teacher was talking about a new military weapon that uses sonic waves on the battlefield to burst enemy soldiers’ chests. One Induhvidual in the class spoke up and said, "Well that's stupid! Why don't they just wear headphones?"

And a few years later, he voted.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It’s designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the passenger side door’s map pocket.

And then she voted.

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

And then they all voted.

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I was hanging out with a conservative friend of mine when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

And then she voted.

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My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which one of two sandwiches was better. The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?" To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the turkey."

And then he voted.

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I was at a convenience store buying a 99-cent "Behemoth Gulp" or some such thing. The cost with tax was $1.02. I only had a $5 bill. The clerk asked if I had two pennies. I said I didn’t. She said, "We'll take a couple from here,” and got two pennies out of her penny cup at the register. She handed me back my change: $4 in bills…and the two pennies.

And then she voted.

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My wife and I were trying to find a carry-on suitcase in one of those huge discount stores and had become hopelessly lost. We stopped and asked a department manager where we might find suitcases. "Did you try in Luggage?" she asked, and returned to what she was doing.

And then she voted.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

And then she voted.

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After a meal at a nice restaurant, an Induhvidual, rubbing his stomach, said, "I don't know about you guys but I'm flabbergasted."

And then he voted.
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Saxman
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Post by Saxman »

What scares me is 15 people have said they will vote for Bush. I can see people who never step foot off of pavement thinking he might be a good president (well, I don't see that either) but how can anyone who loves the outdoors vote for Bush? That to me is like a religious nut voting for Kerry.
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longlegsrule
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Post by longlegsrule »

I would just like to say that PEOPLE ARE CRAZY TODAY!!!!!!
From Kentucky ;o)
rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

Kerry got my vote today!..oh and I am from Ohio
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Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

put another one in the column for kerry in ohio
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