House Cats

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:54 pm

here's the scenario...you are dressed normally, put into a big white room with nothing in it, another door opens on the other side of the room with vicious house cats just streaming out, and you are left to defend yourself to the death. how many house cats would it take to kill you? remember that you are allowed to fight back.

Post by **Meadows** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:06 pm

Sounds like a Matrix fight scene.

Post by **SikMonkey** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:13 pm

Domesticated p*ussy usually enjoys my company so I would probably suffocate first.

Mj

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:46 pm

my cat (nickname Lucifer) could totally kill me if he really wanted to, so my answer is one.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:20 pm

i could take at least 400.

Post by **charlie** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:11 pm

Depends on how evil the kittens are.......

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Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:23 pm

no man...it's a simple question about house cats. i'm talking about your ordinary vicious house cat like an old lady keeps that bites everybody else except her. you can fight back in any way you want - kick their teeth out grap them by the throat and break their necks then use them as kitty bats against the others, whatever...

Post by **tomdarch** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:47 pm

Cats are too freakin' lazy to gang up on anyone like that.

Post by **kclimb** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:23 am

They aren't lazy, they're coniving. They'd wait for you to starve to death, and then eat you.

but not my cats...

Post by **vic** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:59 am

HF: Thanks man!
That just made my day. I am sitting here, in the middle of the boonies must I add, and laughing my as*** off. Shoot, I am sorry to all cat lovers... that's a pretty funny question, and only YOU could have come up with it:

This is the part that is to die for:
"...you can fight back in any way you want - kick their teeth out grap them by the throat and break their necks then use them as kitty bats against the others, whatever..."

Now, I must ask: what in the hell did you do to get cats to attack you, or to even come up with this man?