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Why are all you trad people so snobby about sport?

Because we can't handle the fact that sporties look better in their immaculate, clean clothes. It's all jealousy, man. Oh, and we're pissed that your packs are lighter, too.

very pissed about the light packs.
I think Sporties are just jealous of the cuts and bruises really....

I'm jealous of the scars. Most sporties don't have the cool scars on the back of their hands. I do love the light pack us sporties carry.

i don't know about the clothes. i am a pretty nasty person and i don't have a whole lot of style. it could be just that i don't change for 4 days straight and i fall a lot

Whatever. Stop lying to people Oddball. You know you're a metrosexual.

oddballdefiance wrote:i don't know about the clothes. i am a pretty nasty person and i don't have a whole lot of style. it could be just that i don't change for 4 days straight and i fall a lot

Well then the obvious conclusion to draw is that you're a traddy at heart. You'll see the light soon enough, worry not.

when did i turn into a metrosexual? geezz, by one shirt at the gap and labeled forever.
you know, trad is going to be my next big adventure. i just need a couple of estrogen packed women to show me.

Yasmeen, I think he's flirting with us.

oddballdefiance wrote:Why are all you trad people so snobby about sport?

Because sport climbers are a bunch of faggoty homosexuals who like to pretend like they're leading when actually they're riding a Disneyland ride. Fuck bolts and fuck sport climbing. I haven't clipped a bolt in 11 years and I will never lower myself to that level. I'd rather rap off of a fucking snake than a bolt. I've chopped 183 routes in my lifetime and that number grows each week. Either learn how to lead the real deal or stay at home and fucking knit....bitch.

-S.C.I.N. (Sport Climbing Is Neither)