Because we can't handle the fact that sporties look better in their immaculate, clean clothes. It's all jealousy, man. Oh, and we're pissed that your packs are lighter, too.
i don't know about the clothes. i am a pretty nasty person and i don't have a whole lot of style. it could be just that i don't change for 4 days straight and i fall a lot
oddballdefiance wrote:i don't know about the clothes. i am a pretty nasty person and i don't have a whole lot of style. it could be just that i don't change for 4 days straight and i fall a lot
Well then the obvious conclusion to draw is that you're a traddy at heart. You'll see the light soon enough, worry not.
when did i turn into a metrosexual? geezz, by one shirt at the gap and labeled forever.
you know, trad is going to be my next big adventure. i just need a couple of estrogen packed women to show me.
oddballdefiance wrote:Why are all you trad people so snobby about sport?
Because sport climbers are a bunch of faggoty homosexuals who like to pretend like they're leading when actually they're riding a Disneyland ride. Fuck bolts and fuck sport climbing. I haven't clipped a bolt in 11 years and I will never lower myself to that level. I'd rather rap off of a fucking snake than a bolt. I've chopped 183 routes in my lifetime and that number grows each week. Either learn how to lead the real deal or stay at home and fucking knit....bitch.
-S.C.I.N. (Sport Climbing Is Neither)
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