New health care plan

[Clevis Hitch]

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13199

I'm getting up there in age and it was time to get the old plumbing checked out. My company decided to go with some "cost effective" health/maintenance. Not sure I had the correct address to the clinic because it looked suspiciously like a barn! I went in any way, but I took the precaution of turning my iPhone on just in case. The doctor came in. He was a hairy fucker. Heavy breather too. He had a male nurse/assistant with him. They told me to undress as was protocol. It was dark in the clinic, but I did as directed. The doctor told me to bend over and grab the wall and this would be over "in a jiffy!"
So not wanting to spend any more time than necessary with my pants off in this "clinic". I did as instructed.
Damn that doctor had big hands!

[Toy]

If he used his whole hand, you were in the wrong place.