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Horatio Fan Club

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:42 pm
by Spragwa
Hey All: You are cordially invited to join the Horatio Felacio fan club. All you guys and girls who have been dying to show your appreciation for this talentend and prolific demon spawn are welcom to join! All you have to do is spew awhile at Ho and then we will invite you to attend our annual meeting where we sit around and regale one another with funny little Ho tidbits. We also get the pleasure of shoving a sharp steak up his ass and roasting him over medium Hot coals. Don't worry, you get to poke him with sharp sticks and we leave his mouth unfettered so you can hear his glorious screams.

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:48 pm
by Gretchen
I am soo going to be there! I'll bring the stakes! Oh And I think I can get my hands on a spit. I'll let you know!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:54 pm
by Yasmeen
Count me in, Spraqwa! This could make a really fun rest day activity!

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:20 am
by Horatio Felacio
is that a weird cut that the butcher has to make special? you know for the "sharp steaks" that are going up my a-hole?

in other news, i am about to have liquid shit erupting from my ass like a volcano.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:27 pm
by ynot
Hes rolling the tease for the 6 oclock report.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:53 pm
by Horatio Felacio
we can only hope so ynot.

one more thing...are you going to eat the sharp steak in my ass after you roast me on hot coals?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:58 pm
by Gretchen
No Rio says he will.