Horatio Fan Club

Post by **Spragwa** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:42 pm

Hey All: You are cordially invited to join the Horatio Felacio fan club. All you guys and girls who have been dying to show your appreciation for this talentend and prolific demon spawn are welcom to join! All you have to do is spew awhile at Ho and then we will invite you to attend our annual meeting where we sit around and regale one another with funny little Ho tidbits. We also get the pleasure of shoving a sharp steak up his ass and roasting him over medium Hot coals. Don't worry, you get to poke him with sharp sticks and we leave his mouth unfettered so you can hear his glorious screams.

Post by **Gretchen** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:48 pm

I am soo going to be there! I'll bring the stakes! Oh And I think I can get my hands on a spit. I'll let you know!

Post by **Yasmeen** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:54 pm

Count me in, Spraqwa! This could make a really fun rest day activity!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:20 am

is that a weird cut that the butcher has to make special? you know for the "sharp steaks" that are going up my a-hole?

in other news, i am about to have liquid shit erupting from my ass like a volcano.

Post by **ynot** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:27 pm

Hes rolling the tease for the 6 oclock report.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:53 pm

we can only hope so ynot.

one more thing...are you going to eat the sharp steak in my ass after you roast me on hot coals?

Post by **Gretchen** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:58 pm

No Rio says he will.