Team Safety now hiring
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 2:18 pm
We're looking for motivated persons interested in public service who have experience with wetwork and avoiding prison. Salary negotiable based on experience. EOE.
Specifically, we've noticed climber type folks who are infringing on our inalienable right to the GPA (Golden Piton Award).
One individual, known only as "Hamsco", has been surreptitiously "exploring" areas of the Red that may or may not contain routes of necessary quality for Team Safety to acheive its ultimate goal (tearing down the established constructs within the climbing community that are propped up by Climbing Magazine and the "Western Bias"). He's been known to drive around in an SUV aimlessly in the Southern Region and elsewhere looking at virginal rock. Sometimes he is with co-conspirators.
A second suspect, who goes by the name of "Danny", is a master of disguises. At one time he used to have long hair and blended in nicely with the Grateful Dead crew. Recently, he altered his face by either surgery, or cutting his hair (still gathering intelligence on that issue). He is very dangerous because he hasn't been climbing forever, but he's putting up hard routes, both sport and trad. Rumor has it that he sent Images and liked it, but it didn't take him 2 years like it's supposed to. We're not sure if he's really evil incarnate, but he climbs too well, so we want him removed.
If you are interested in the position, please post to the board. If you have any sightings of these outlaws, let us know so we can keep the community safe. Vigilance is the only weapon we have.
Specifically, we've noticed climber type folks who are infringing on our inalienable right to the GPA (Golden Piton Award).
One individual, known only as "Hamsco", has been surreptitiously "exploring" areas of the Red that may or may not contain routes of necessary quality for Team Safety to acheive its ultimate goal (tearing down the established constructs within the climbing community that are propped up by Climbing Magazine and the "Western Bias"). He's been known to drive around in an SUV aimlessly in the Southern Region and elsewhere looking at virginal rock. Sometimes he is with co-conspirators.
A second suspect, who goes by the name of "Danny", is a master of disguises. At one time he used to have long hair and blended in nicely with the Grateful Dead crew. Recently, he altered his face by either surgery, or cutting his hair (still gathering intelligence on that issue). He is very dangerous because he hasn't been climbing forever, but he's putting up hard routes, both sport and trad. Rumor has it that he sent Images and liked it, but it didn't take him 2 years like it's supposed to. We're not sure if he's really evil incarnate, but he climbs too well, so we want him removed.
If you are interested in the position, please post to the board. If you have any sightings of these outlaws, let us know so we can keep the community safe. Vigilance is the only weapon we have.
