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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:26 am
by ScrmnPeeler
What is brown and rhymes with 'snoop'?
Dr. Dre
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:46 am
by anticlmber
how many men does it take to change a light bulb??
none, let the bitch cook in the dark.
how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb??
two, but don't ask me how they got in the light bulb.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:32 pm
by Jeff
World's shortest fairy tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after
and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf, climbed a lot
and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:00 pm
by flashmaster
How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat????
She starts fitting into your wifes clothes
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:38 pm
by anticlmber
this man and lady are on an airplane and they strike up a conversation.
the man asks the woman what she does and she replies, "i'm a sex therapist who's writing a book on sex myths."
the guy says, "really, like what?"
" well you see, many people think the blacks have the longest cocks while really it's the native americans" , she states.
"also, the girthiest penis belongs to the jews and to top it off the the group with the most stamina and virility are the eastern kentucky hill folk" she says.
"interesting" the man exclaims.
they continue to talk and eventually the plane lands and the deboard. as they are walking off the plane the women says, "i'm sorry, i never got your name."
the man replies, "oh i'm sorry, my name is running bear finklestein, but my friends call me "bubba.""
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:16 pm
by Crankmas
Olympic Commitee has rescinded Lindsey Vonn's Gold Medal from the 2010 women's downhill competition:
after reviewing the situation it was determined that no human goes downhill faster than obama
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:37 pm
by Boonda
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:51 pm
by anticlmber
you know why god gave you tits??
sorry, i was looking at your tits, what were you saying?
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:12 am
by Der Revir
why are black peoples noses flat
because thats where god put his foot while he was ripping of thier tails
whats wrong withfour mexican men going off the side of a cliff in a cadillac
it seats five
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:37 am
by Boonda
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do the job and two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket..