Jokes and jokes and jokes

Post by **anticlmber** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:38 pm

man goes to his doctor for a check up. the doctor asks how everything is going. the man says he's having problems with his bowel movements.
"are you constipated?" the doctor asks.
"nope" replies the old man.
"runny stool?" the doctor inquires.
"no solid as they should be, every morning at eight." is the old man's reply
"so what's the problem" asks the doctor.
to which the old man answears "i don't get up until nine."

a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:51 pm

That's creepy, anti - the book I'm reading has that first joke in it, and I just read that part last night. Were you peaking over my shoulder?

Pru · Post by **Pru** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:24 pm

speaking of dreams (not that you were, but WTF), I had a very vivid dream last night about killing one of my beloved cats with my bare hands. I felt awful when I woke up and couldn't imagine why I would dream such a thing. Then I discovered one of the little bastards must have been hanging his ass over the end of a litter box because I slipped on a pee covered tile floor...

My dream almost came true after that.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:40 pm

I had a horrible nightmare that i was being attacked by giant protozoa. I'm still trying to figure out what it means but I'm going to quit drinking water out of puddles for a while.

Post by **krampus** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:41 pm

Interesting, I almost choked my roommate's lady friend's cat last night for peeing on my couch.

Post by **anticlmber** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:45 pm

these aren't jokes fuckwads. damn you fukers are like a bunch of mongoloids with ADD.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:46 pm

hey look a chicken.

Post by **anticlmber** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:48 pm

a man meets a lady at a party. they start chatting and he asks her nam. "my name is Carmen" she says. "That's a nice name, is it a family name?" he inquires.
"no, i named myself after the two things i love. cars and men." she answear.
"by the way, what is your name?" she asks.
"beerfuck" he replies

Pru · Post by **Pru** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:00 pm

don't you hate it when your eyeball itches?

Post by **charlie** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:02 pm

Blast from the past......

How many kids w/ ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?