Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:34 am
I don't care who you are, that's funny!Jay wrote:Couldn't decide if this belonged in the link thread or the joke thread, so here you go:
http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:39 am
I don't care who you are, that's funny!Jay wrote:Couldn't decide if this belonged in the link thread or the joke thread, so here you go:
http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/
Well....maybe not to Helen 'cause she couldn't, you know, see it. And, well....Annie Sullivan would have difficulty interpreting that, but, I thought it was funny.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:13 pm
where do you find this shit?
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:08 pm
I have my sources... 
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:15 pm
Btw, check out the source code for that site- It reads: "This is not the source code you are looking for" in Braille. 
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:19 pm
How long does it take a baby to explode in the microwave?
I don't remember, I was too busy masturbating.
I don't remember, I was too busy masturbating.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:20 pm
sorry bout that one, heard it this last weekend and just had to share.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:29 pm
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?
Neal Armstrong walked on the moon. Micheal Jackson had sex with little boys.
Neal Armstrong walked on the moon. Micheal Jackson had sex with little boys.
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:24 pm
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone!
It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work..
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,…………. JESUS SAVES!
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone!
It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work..
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,…………. JESUS SAVES!
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:20 pm
What kind of bees give milk?
Boobees
Boobees