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Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter?

Peter Gibbons: Initech.

Joanna: In... yeah, what do you do there?

Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.

Joanna: What's that?

Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

Joanna: You're just not gonna go?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Joanna: Won't you get fired?

Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Joanna: So you're gonna quit?

Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.

Joanna: When did you decide all that?

Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.

Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?

Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.

Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...

Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

bcombs wrote:Oh, actually I don't drive to work at all because I work from home. There, you can one more thing to be pissed about. You have to drive through rush hour while I sit on my ass.

So that explains why you drive like Mario Andretti.

ynot wrote:

bcombs wrote:Oh, actually I don't drive to work at all because I work from home. There, you can one more thing to be pissed about. You have to drive through rush hour while I sit on my ass.

So that explains why you drive like Mario Andretti.

When you only get out once a week you have to make it count!

I went by your house about 2 hours ago,after painting a picnic table. When are they going to fix around those manhole covers? Christ ,you could loose a front end if you hit one.

No doubt, there is some serious construction going on up near the highway. I heard a rumor that a new Good Samaritan office was going in where they tore the houses down.

so... these conjugal visits...

I wonder how many dumb bitches on cell phones hit those things every day?