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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:53 pm
by busty
Potentially a 1st amendment violation if they were arrested for the content of speech itself. If they were being disruptive (noisy; disrupting the activities of the courthouse where they were, etc.), its unlikely to be a first amendment violation.

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:56 pm
by Spragwa
Nah, they were arested for disorderly conduct. It was an based upon their behavior and not their speech. If they're smart, and NY cops are supposed to be pretty dang good, they didn't even include the speech in the offense.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:45 am
by busty
Like I said earlier, an arrest for the speech itself is unlikely - especially speech making fun of lawyers.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:12 am
by Spragwa
LOL! Good point. No one would arrest someone for hacking on a lawyer...

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:33 am
by busty
Top 10 things that sound dirty in law, but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:59 pm
by alien2
What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:17 pm
by ReachHigh
What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A hooker will stop screwing you once you're dead.

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:29 pm
by TradMike
Man who told lawyer joke gets last laugh as grand jury dismisses case

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/ ... -apnewyork

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:21 am
by Alan Evil
Woohoo! Chalk one up for Freedom! Yeah! Red, white, and motherfucking blue! YeeeHaaawww! Quick, let's pass a law to put the 10 commandments in every classroom!

Give me another Milwaukees Beast, Gladys! I'm gonna play the lottery!

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:23 am
by Alan Evil
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!