Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:55 pm
young one, it sounds like you are outside of the circle.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:17 pm
how so?
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:38 pm
Stop stalking me Snackcake! I have been tempted by better chocalate than you and survived.
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:49 pm
what the hell!?
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:55 pm
not you. The hoho.
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:28 am
young'n climber, What you should do is bust her bubble. Tell her the truth. Whether she wants to hear it or not. When she tries to get a rise out of you, return to her and say."You're still infatuated with me. You love me. You wanna suck my D****! I knew it! You still have the hots for me. So if you want to get it on, Don't say another word. Come over to my house. Crawl through the basement window. Come up to my room. Get down on your knees and work it like you know you want it!" 
It worked for me!! 8)
It worked for me!! 8)
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:36 am
Bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha! 
This thread is so fun! [slaps knee], [snorts] [falls over walker] 
This thread is so fun! [slaps knee], [snorts] [falls over walker] Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:03 am
On another note of non-climbers being retarted, in the Rock and Ice July 2004 issue their is an article called Free Handing, How to Explain Climbing to the Uninformed Masses which is good reading. I qoute the author Jeremy Collins, "One spring day on Mount Sanitas, above Boulder, we were slogging up the hill, crash pads lashedto our spines, when a woman askedthe inevitable: ""What are those things on your back?"" My friend Greg, a consummate smartass, replied, ""They're Russian backpacks."" We bit our tongues, holding back the giggles like teenagers making crank calls. The woman stared at us, puzzled, then blurted, ""Boy those Russians sure are stupid."
I say that lady sure is stupid.
I say that lady sure is stupid.
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:23 am
I liked that article too, Young'n. Funny.
In case you missed the story:
Ynot was half way up Africa when a woman hiking with two children stopped to watch. The conversation went like this:
Woman: [Whiney Northern accent] "Excuse me, Sir, is this Tower Rock?"
Jesse: "Yes, Ma'am, (huff, puff) it is."
Woman: "Can I get to the top without rappeling?"
Jesse: "Lady, rappeling is coming down; climbing is going up!"
[Marching off/kids in tow] "Whatever!"
In case you missed the story:
Ynot was half way up Africa when a woman hiking with two children stopped to watch. The conversation went like this:
Woman: [Whiney Northern accent] "Excuse me, Sir, is this Tower Rock?"
Jesse: "Yes, Ma'am, (huff, puff) it is."
Woman: "Can I get to the top without rappeling?"
Jesse: "Lady, rappeling is coming down; climbing is going up!"
[Marching off/kids in tow] "Whatever!"
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:00 am
I cannot help it ynot. You're just a tasty niblit.ynot wrote:Stop stalking me Snackcake! I have been tempted by better chocalate than you and survived.