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fuck you ray! i just typed in a masterpiece, but apparently i got logged out due to the amount of time i spent composing, and then fucking lost it all when i tried to submit it. it's gone fucker. you better fucking fix it. bitch.
...to be continued...

Horatio,
Please don't talk to me in that tone of voice or I will destroy your body.
I can not help it that your mind works at the speed of my Tika Monster's.
Now pick up your feet and let's start where the other boy left off.

So it seems I have more than one foe
Merrick, spragwa, and that power2u crack hoe
They let their dicksuckers fly
But soon they will die
From torture and anguish caused by Ho

Who shall be first? Who shall it be?
Whoa! They don’t look so brave now that they flee
Put them on routes and watch them flail
Feed them to Ho and they’ll think they’re in hell
What sorry sacks of shit. Oh me!

Look at them cower in the corner with fear
All sweaty and shaky as I whisper into their ears
“You’re all gonna die! Gonna die with much pain.
You’ll feel like a bitch, as I gut you with my blade.
There’s no one to save you, ‘cause no one is near.”

I pace back and forth, to and fro
Deciding what scum will be the first to go
Then it hits me like a sack of cement
Power2u is gonna be the first to experience my torment
And for his life he offers me eternal blows

I take his sorry ass out of the cage
Cause I’m ready to give him my full rage
He sees my evil smile
And then he vomits bile
When he sees the chain saw that is ready to engage

Tied to a post in a dark, dank room
That fag power2u can sense his doom
I buzz through his bones
And laugh at his moans
And then jab out his eyeballs with my rusty spoon

It used to be three, but now it’s two
And then I look at spragwa and say, “now you!”
She begs for her life by offering to suck my phallace
But I slap that bitch away, and show her my malice
By beating her senseless, leaving no skin that isn’t bruised

She lies there unconscious for the time being
But then she wakes up and can’t believe what shes seeing
I chopped off her legs with a maul
And replaced them with fake ones from a mannequin I found in a mall
And I grin as she screams and is uncontrollably peeing

She lies there bleeding and soaked with urine
And she gets covered with gasoline that I’m pouirin’
I crush each knuckle with pliers
And then I set that dirty whore on fire
And as for spragwas life, it is the end

Laughing and giggling at the burning body in my eyes
I remember I still have merrick much to my surprise
His eyes are frantic
He’s in a frenzied panic
He sees me strolling toward him and let’s out blood curdling cries

I circle his cage wondering how I’m gonna do it
I yell, “You’re gonna die boy!” and he goes in to a fit
Then I tie him up to the water heater
And dance in front of him in my underwear I stitched up from a green wifebeater
And then squash his kneecaps with a sledge like a zit

Slouching on the floor like nasty shit stain
I clap my hands with joy as I inflict more pain
His bones are broken to a fine powder
And on his wimpy chest I use a router
And blood splatters on my wall like rain

That bitch spragwa and power2u the asswhore
Along with merrick are nothing but cut up body parts in my floor.
I sweep them up, and try to get rid of the smell
And I could care less about their souls burning in hell
They were no good humans, about as useful as a genital sore

Too bad the three faggoteers didn’t know
That you don’t fuck around with Horatio
But here’s a warning to all you other fuckers
You’re just bitches. I don’t give a damn for you suckers
So where’s all the bling now fags? Fuck yo!

danny your rhymes do show some wit
but they are unfortunately incorrect a bit
my balls are made of titainium
and backed by a strong cranium
and good on sandstone, volcanic, granite, and grit

That was a bit disturbing

I once thought I was like eminem... then I read Horatio Felatio's wit.

*stands up and claps*

wow ho.So young yet so violent.

You newbies never get it
you dont understand his wit
he is only flirting you see
makes up for a tiny pee pee
and he really don't give a shit

Ho once lived a life of excess
then he found himself in a big mess
after smack talking all day
he found he could no longer spray
because spragwa had filleted his toungue, which was now on his chest

Tears began at once to fall
Ho's joy he couldn't recall
Spragwa danced a jig
as she gutted Ho the pig
from groing to gullett, that's all

I am getting a headache trying keep up with all these different threads.I go now.