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My bad. after the weather kept us from summiting on the second day all we had left to eat was flax seed and fiber one bars. the rattlesnake in the corner of the little over hang prevented us from relieving ourselves and well, the box was just the right size and had some paper to wipe with, some eurofags name was written all over it. meh
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anticlmber
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i took it. there, end of discussion.
if you would like it you can find it behind the dumpster at the rest area where all the truckers i blow can sign their initials after i spit their big-rig jizz into it.
if you miss it so much put it back up there because the one i took is almost full
if you would like it you can find it behind the dumpster at the rest area where all the truckers i blow can sign their initials after i spit their big-rig jizz into it.
if you miss it so much put it back up there because the one i took is almost full
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anticlmber
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I was using the poop tube next to him and man the fucking smell was unbelievable! Fuckin' atomic crap smell all over the damn gorge. of all the famous and important people I have crapped next to over my lifetime - ynp1 is the stinkyist around. It is fortunate he sealed it in that plastic aritite pvc thing. he should have put a biohazard sticker on it.ynp1 wrote:man rrgclimber im sorry, i thought it was a poop tube that someone left after a multi day ascent of the climb. i am glad they used a poop tube and didnt shit all over the route, but you should finish the job and carry it down. so i took it down and got rid of all the shit that was in it. i just throw it in the dumpster and forgot about it. but i know little about multiday climbing so i could be wrong and i am very SORRY! so how long did it take that team to summit??? did they do it chongo style???
that "eurofag" as you put it was none other that the late SIR EDMOND HILLARY!!!! I once sat next to him while I was taking a dump at a bar in New Zealand. he was a pretty nice poop neighbor and all but he must have been real real constipated because he kept grunting and yelling out "oh bloody krikey!" It was pretty disturbing. Once he left he stepped in some poorly discarded tp that was on the floor. He had this tp on his very old climbing boot crampons and was tracking it all over the bar while he showed everybody his "Everest boots." It was pretty funny. Too fuckin bad people here dont revere goddam climbing icons!krampus wrote:My bad. after the weather kept us from summiting on the second day all we had left to eat was flax seed and fiber one bars. the rattlesnake in the corner of the little over hang prevented us from relieving ourselves and well, the box was just the right size and had some paper to wipe with, some eurofags name was written all over it. meh
