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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:23 pm
by Stewy911
that site is crazy. im just curious who thinks of this shit.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:41 pm
by Canuck
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:42 pm
by ynot
Duh !! We all know it's Ho.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:07 pm
by kentuckysarah
You're the victim of an unprovoked stabbing.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:10 pm
by Stewy911
ynot, sorda sounds like him doesnt it
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:53 pm
by ynot
Mrs Ynots:
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:40 pm
by kek-san
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
great site find btw
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:33 pm
by ReachHigh
charlie wrote:Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.
Couldn't have seen that one coming, I figured it'd be a revolver to save on cleanup.
do it outside so you can be cleaned up with a hose.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:10 pm
by anticlmber
a ladder from a van in front of me crashes through my windshield crushing my face. well i guess it would be an improvement on my looks.
HEY LADIES!!
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:29 pm
by jcwhite
a suicidal airline pilot crashes the jet killing me and everyone else on it.