Movies, music, food, blood, dogs, Horatio.....
bazoqop
Posts: 231 Joined: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:16 am
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by bazoqop Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:10 pm
Well that sucks..
"Huh?"
Stewy911
Posts: 649 Joined: Tue Feb 04, 2003 2:27 am
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by Stewy911 Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:13 pm
im going to be murdered in my house by burgulars. goona get shot in the head in the middle of the night
Who Me? I gotta hitch hike god damn 18 miles to get a god damn beer......that's bullshit.
Artsay
Posts: 3282 Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2002 3:11 pm
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by Artsay Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:15 pm
Oh my God! Me too!!!
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.
TradMike
Posts: 1173 Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2002 2:57 am
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by TradMike Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:19 pm
"While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections."
squeezindlemmon
Posts: 1452 Joined: Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:02 pm
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by squeezindlemmon Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:20 pm
Mine says that after suffering a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in my brain will burst, killing me instantly. Sheesh.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
allah
Posts: 1443 Joined: Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:10 am
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by allah Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:28 pm
m80
Don McGlone
Posts: 567 Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 11:16 pm
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by Don McGlone Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:59 pm
I will live to be 97 and get shot in the back by a jealous husband. Cool.
Shedding off one more layer of skin
rhunt
Posts: 3202 Joined: Thu May 29, 2003 12:02 pm
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by rhunt Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:07 pm
"You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet."
Cool
"Climbing is the spice, not the meal." ~ Lurkist
alien2
Posts: 396 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 6:52 pm
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by alien2 Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:19 pm
"While mowing your lawn, you are completely obliterated by a 50 pound meteorite."
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
