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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:49 am
by busty
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:28 pm
by Jonathan
Damn Dingo, I just found those same excerpts last night and was going to post 'em. Early Dingo get the worm.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:08 pm
by squeezindlemmon
How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?
She has an extreme craving for baloney.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:08 pm
by squeezindlemmon
Okay, that last one was bad.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:19 pm
by squeezindlemmon
A man took a trip to the RRG after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped at a bar in Lexington on his way, and after a few drinks stated to no one in particular, “Lawyers are horses’ asses.”
Hearing this, one of the locals spoke up: “Mister, watch what you say. You’re in horse country.”
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:17 am
by busty
Q: Whats the difference between a lady lawyer and a Pitbull?
A: Lipstick
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:23 am
by busty
How was copper wire invented?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:20 pm
by TradMike
No way, two people were arrested for telling lawyer jokes.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6818054/?GT1=6065
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:09 pm
by busty
These guys had to have been doing something more than just telling jokes. Do you REALLY think that the police would arrest people just for making fun of lawyers? I seriously doubt it.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:17 pm
by ynot
They are part of an anti-lawyer group.Still it sounds like a first amendment breech.