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Re: About your amazing domesticated beast.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 1:46 pm
by Pru
J.H. wrote:TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: As God as my witness; The next amazing domesticated beast that makes eye contact with me, I will passionately hump. I will passionately hump it in front of you with my penis or tongue. After that I will whip your ass. Then I will take its sperm sample to the health department and have it tested. No shit. I will hurt you, and passionately hump it.
To prevent your amazing domesticated beast from climaxing in front of you.(1) If it makes eye contact with, warn me beforehand and it will be spared. Because I will not atempt to walk by it.(2) Keep your vicious amazing domesticated beast on a leash away from the most obvious path.(3) The next time someone stashes their amazing domesticated beast from the casual observer under a table, log, tree or in some other way sets the amazing domesticated beast up to ambush targets of opertunity. The amazing domesticated beast will be sodomized and you will get a double ass whipping.
This is your first, last and only warning: I will passionately hump your amazing domesticated beast and man or woman, I will whip your ass,
You are all going to hell
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:08 pm
by Guest
Lick my anal cavity
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:16 pm
by Christian
JH, I cannot help but notice that the nether regions of animal anatomy seems to be a thread that runs through many of your posts. What is that about?
Long time listener, first time caller.
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:24 am
by Guest
well, this one time. you see. There was this dog. Now I wanna say for the record he was eyeballing me. I had seen some dog porn on the net and I figured 'what the hell'
The rest, is history. I've got it on video if you want to see it
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:49 am
by kclimb
Hey, Joe was around my dogs all day and didn't bite them once!
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:07 pm
by Guest
Hey! that's a vicious lie. Take it back!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:43 am
by longlegsrule
i hope the pic comes up in my signature...you can also find the pic in the woof section...my dog's name is Pelè.
I am a single female...and because of that...and harrasment I've received in the past...I got a dog that was sweet to me and my friends...but that might not be so apt to let just any bugger walk up close to me...same goes for other dogs...cept he doesnt normally put teeth on them
I try to keep him on a leash when I'm belaying or up a route...steer clear...bc he feels that I (and himself) am extremely threatened when he cant move.
He rarely barks and will NOT warn you when he's about to lunge...and he will go for your achilles
i trust my dog's instincts
the only good thing about this action? He more than likely will not bite down...but he will put his teeth on you...his breed is rated as the fastest snapping breed...and he is a blue heeler which means he is extremely quick on his feet...
i would love to see you try to catch him
bc im pretty quick on my feet too
you may yell at my dog and me all you wish...i can handle it...and you may slap him away with your hand...if you can get one on him
http://www.redriverclimbing.com/album_p ... pic_id=372
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 1:58 pm
by Huggybone
Ha! Rennee (our dog) is part blue heeler. They are really strange dogs! I was attacked by a heeler once.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:28 pm
by Gretchen
Man I would watch out for Rennee, she is a tough little bugger!
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:20 am
by dipsi
Heelers are darned smart, and very protective of their families. I used to own a livestock market, and my heelers were great herders!