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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:37 pm
by bcrock
krampus wrote:and sometimes when there was nothing, I was actually able to create the energy but the time was so short I always got the
look from her.
black hole
this is some deep shit
Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:59 pm
by jordancolburn
continuing with the nerd theme:
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."
Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:37 pm
by schwagpad
krampus wrote:schwagpad wrote:Nerd joke:
Why are quantum physicists bad in bed?
Because when they're in the right position they just can't get the momentum right, and when they finally find the right momentum they're in the wrong position again.
(Krampus know's what I'm talking about.)
yeah, I broke up with a girl once cus when I had the energy I didn't have the time and when I had the time I just didn't have energy
Ha that makes the joke way better (and the life of a physicist way worse).
Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:39 pm
by schwagpad
Zen master walks up to the hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything".
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:34 am
by anticlmber
ha! now THAT'S comedy
wiseman once said, "i've never been wrong, i thought i was once, but it turned out i was right.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 11:22 am
by Jeff
Confusious say: Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:52 pm
by truello
Confusius says: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:27 pm
by JB
a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "how much for a beer?"
"for you... no charge!"
Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:19 am
by schwagpad
doh. Alright geekwads, enough with the electro-puns.
Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:05 am
by bcombs
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They would just configure darkness as the new industry standard.
