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512OW wrote:

Alan Evil wrote:Beat me to it, except I was gonna say white almost-rapper wannabe climbers...

Except I can outclimb you in my sleep, and we all remember what happened last time you challenged me...

As long as I can force my walker into the crack I'll take you on you whippersnapper.

Oh, the "old age" excuse. If that's what makes you feel comfortable about not winning then keep using it. Old age doesn't happen until 90.

No No No, if you are 10 years older than your climbing partners the geriatric excuse may be used unless you send and then it's used to abuse those youngsters. I've even heard rumor that once you are 40, 2 letter grades may be applied to any and all sends, unless you don't send then it's a full number grade add.

boulderers- wanabe skateboarers...

did you see that gnarly toehook homie that shit was 100 points i practiced all day on tony hawk pro skater 1243

Hmmm....Seems Freud was right.

Water Solo Checklist:

1) Tanning bed appointments start 2 months prior to the first planned trip.
2) New speedos - same color as climbing shoes.
3) $250 pair of Oakley sunglasses.
4) New rubber ducky floaty.
5) Shave back the night before planned trip.
6) Duct tape to tape down involuntary hard-on from watching Thalia - see #2.
7) If Wes isn't coming with the camera, fuck it. Cancel whole trip.

i can't believe gym rats have not been attacked yet

TankAzz wrote:i can't believe gym rats have not been attacked yet

They aren't even considered climbers, so why bother?

Alan Evil wrote:
As long as I can force my walker into the crack I'll take you on you whippersnapper.

Shiiiiittttt.... Anytime. Hows this month for ya? I'll climb in my approach shoes just to make it more even.