Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:19 pm
Knights in armour will NEE me to death.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:14 pm
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:21 pm
Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.
Couldn't have seen that one coming, I figured it'd be a revolver to save on cleanup.
Couldn't have seen that one coming, I figured it'd be a revolver to save on cleanup.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:47 am
while riding an escalator my shoestring gets caught ,dragging me to the top. I die from internal injuries.
How in the hell did you find that site,Stewy?
How in the hell did you find that site,Stewy?
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:09 am
My way of dying?
"A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds. "
That's strange too, I don't even have a job right now...
"A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds. "
That's strange too, I don't even have a job right now...
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:32 am
While leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:34 am
You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.
Please God no. It wouldn't be the death that I would fear but the miserable life that would lead me to pain killers and hard liquor.
Please God no. It wouldn't be the death that I would fear but the miserable life that would lead me to pain killers and hard liquor.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:30 am
Well, at least it's not in a nursing home!While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:52 pm
you die of brain damage caused by the legions of incompetent Kentucky educators
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:21 pm
Ynot, I listen to twitch on Zrock 103 on the mornings on the way to work and heard him mention it so I was like hmmmm might as well check it out.