Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:27 pm
well it sounds like i'm out.. i can't offer anything more than all that i am 
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:48 pm
Sure, I'm your man...Just have a massive amount of cosmetic surgury, douch on a regular basis and presto!
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:19 pm
Sandy, I think you just described Spragwa (except for that whole XY chromosome situation).
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:31 pm
reminds me of "Looking for Mr Goodbar" great murder scene, roaches and dirty steak knives are just ... well,
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:37 pm
naked moonlight dancing sounds fun... 
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:10 pm
Forget that! I want to see Spuzo twirling knives on fire!
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:18 pm
I have it on video actually - maybe we can include it on the next Red River Ruckus....I talk to Spencer about it. Miguel might not want me doing any live performances, but we'll see.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:51 pm
thanks for applying, everyone. I must confess, the ad was written with a particular person in mind. SPICtacular was not a type-o.. 
You've got the job!
Though Spuzo's great set of tits and fire twirling are mighty tempting--I've seen 1 out of 2 (or is that 2 out of 3?). HOT.
You've got the job!
Though Spuzo's great set of tits and fire twirling are mighty tempting--I've seen 1 out of 2 (or is that 2 out of 3?). HOT.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:22 pm
hahahahaha! that's funny - well - even though I am not the chosen one, I am very excited to have beat out these other losers. 8)
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:51 am
Man I can't belive nobody said "In addition to all of these skills, I am a good plumber as well. I can lay pipe all day long."