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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:49 pm
by lordjim_2001
Sandy wrote: Know of any 4th class gullies that take good pro?
Gunsite at Pistol Ridge is good. You'd have to sling the "trees" but it would work.

Also the approach to Global after a torrential 3 day rain would be 4th class. More tree slinging but it would qualify as good pro but sketchy stance.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:09 pm
by kato
So a man's standing on the deck of the Empire State Building. To his horror, he sees another gentleman get a good running start and leap over the side. The first man runs to the rail only to see the first man pop right back up and land back on the deck. He is amazed. "How did you do that?!" he exclaims, incredulous. The first man explains: "It's very simple. The wind blows very hard against this side of the building and creates an updraft. You can jump right off and the wind will blow you right back up over the top. It's really fun, you should try it." The second man is skeptical, but is finally convinced. He runs to the rail and leaps off and falls all the way to the street with a SPLAT. A passing pedestrian asks his friend, "Oh my goodness, what just happened?" His friend replies, "Oh, that's just Superman, messing with the tourists."

So, Superman, are you taking the munchkin climbing or are you just messing with the tourists?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:11 pm
by ynot
That gets my vote for best question,ever.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:28 pm
by SCIN
I've got a crack for your old retired ass to try and climb. The name is fitting also....Resurrection Crack. Will it resurrect you?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:30 pm
by SCIN
$75.00 if you can send it by December. That'll pay for all the gas money it'll take for the number of trips you'll have to make to send it.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:32 pm
by Guest
with gas prices as high as they are, you're being pretty optimistic, SCIN.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:55 pm
by SCIN
Okay, I'll throw in a bonus. $75.00 plus you get to feel the soft fuzz on my tika monster's vagina for three minutes.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:31 pm
by stronghandman
It touches my heart to hear that you have accepted the fact that you are a washed up has been. It must have took some soul searching to get to the point that you are willing to let your over inflated ego be pushed to the side. I’m so happy that you are fine with attempting routes within your range instead of spewing garbage from your old partners past achievements. The couch may not have done much for your body, but it sounds like you have worked out your head issues. We do have a girl scout camp coming up this w/e, if you would like to watch them to get some pointers and maybe even hitch a ride up one of their top ropes you are more than welcome to join. Just pm or email me and I will tell you where to stick it, I mean meet us at.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:33 pm
by Huggybone
Hey- Alexis and I will be down there saturday. I would love to have you climb with us. Give me a call or shoot me a Private message ifg you are interested.

-Petey Pablo

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:08 pm
by 512OW
Shit....girl scouts??? I'm there. I just wanna watch em.

Ray....If I only come once, the gas won't cost much. Thats the plan as of now. Unless of course a little buggie bites me.....but I'm not countin on it. I'd love to see the crack though...and give it a go or 7.

Petey....hell yeah. I'll be with Yasi...so we can all hookish upish.