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512OW
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Post by 512OW »

Hey...I was at the battles....whos fuckin with me?
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5120W
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Post by 5120W »

battles??
Like battle of the sexes? Or battles like a big battleship tournament? Did you sink your so called battleship? Not likely.
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Heh heh, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
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5120W
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Post by 5120W »

Alan, as a peace offering, I would like to extend to you the use of my toy, Yasmeen, for a weekend. She is very well trained, and I think you will find her most talanted. Let's stop the hate.
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Wow. I can feel the love.

I've seen some pictures of Yasmeen and I'm pretty sure she's not a toy. Does she mind belaying 5.10 climbers as they fall over and over again? You would know...

There was never any hate, my brother, only fun and games.
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

When I think of toys I think Fischer Price carpentry set.
Plastic, easy to break, and useless.
When I think of Yasmeen I think Milwaukee Super Sawz-all.
It's got a quarter inch longer throw and will cut through anything.

Not that I wouldn't gladly "borrow" your Sawz-all...
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Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

"How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future!? I am not a prize to be won!"
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5120W
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Post by 5120W »

Yasmeen wrote:"How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future!? I am not a prize to be won!"
Won? Ho, I already own your (very nice) ass. So, just do as you are told, and don't make me play angry pimp again. :twisted:

Alan, she is a bit upity sometimes, but I promise she will do as told. So, do you accept my peace offering? I am really trying to become a better person - one with the Tao.
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Wes
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Post by Wes »

Damn, I *know* you didn't just call Yasmeen a ho. Wow, some lines just were never ment to be crossed.

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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

It's tempting...

Maybe throw in a bottle of Dom and a fur coat...
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