Future Route Names

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SCGC
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Post by SCGC »

Be safe Wolfman
pianomahnn
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Post by pianomahnn »

Back at my home gym outside Chicago there was a route titled "Texas Justice Smells Like Hotdogs."

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young'n climber
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Post by young'n climber »

chris, shut it! the best name for a route has to be"fallopian swim team"
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Post by 512OW »

Old Mother Hubbard Heel Hooked on the Cupboard and Matched on the Chest Of Drawers
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marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

512OW wrote:Old Mother Hubbard Heel Hooked on the Cupboard and Matched on the Chest Of Drawers
Score!

How about:
Spin
Kwestionable Kampain Kontributions
The Cigar
Watergate
The Walter Mondale Experience
WMDs
Texas Governers

or

I Did Not Have Sex with that Woman
Nuculer
I Am Not a Crook
No New Taxes
You People
I don't recall
But I Won, Really...
Jerry Bargo
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Post by Jerry Bargo »

Or in honor of the recent presidential debates:

Evil Doers
Hard Work
Making Progress
Wanna Buy Some Wood?
Stealth Rubber Flip Flops
Where In The World Is Osama Bin Ladin?
How Is Your Hindi?
marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

The Internets
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Post by Yasmeen »

For a little Rage Against the Machine theme:

Pistol Grip Pump
Kick Out the Jams
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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

"My Momma Musta Ate Wheaties!"

and compliments of Susan from Miguel's... "Worthy of an Ale-8"
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rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

hey if Allah is reading...

I like Wren's idea for renaming your wall and routes:

The Barker Butress with routes names like:

'hey baby I got a trailer', 'I got a baby, baby' and 'Team wanker'
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