Limpwristbeeyotch

Post by **512OW** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:42 am

So, Ms. Stronghand, its nice to see you still around. Suprised nobody has offed you yet...

Before you get your Depends in a wad, lets get a few things straight...

#1, my over inflated ego is much larger than it ever was when I was climbing.

#2, I love girl scouts.

#3, I hate you. Hate is a strong word....but maybe not strong enough.

#4, I did get my head straight, you're right there. Your mom came over and demonstrated exactly what your sister has been doing wrong...

#5, I peed in your Redbull.

#6, I like girl scouts.

Post by **SCIN** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:25 am

I hate Limpbiskit.

Post by **512OW** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:29 am

And Fred Worst.

Post by **Meadows** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:43 am

I hate Train and Hubastank(?), while we're naming bands that we hate.

Post by **andy_lemon** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:44 am

Peeing in a Redbull is just mean... Your a bad person.

Post by **512OW** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:51 am

Well, I was incredibly disappointed when I found out that Redbull wasn't red.

Post by **stronghandman** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:53 pm

5.2TR
For some reason your inflated ego is of no surprise to me. Do you think that by convincing a couple under aged girls to be your groupies that you have made it big? Remember no matter how hard you try to be black, you never will be. White guys cant rhyme, but I don’t have to tell you that do I. Since you have such an obsession with young girls and boys you should start writing children’s books. At least your corny white boy rhymes could be accepted as some form of art, plus young minds are easier to fool. Mom and Sis said to tell you hi, and that they hoped the leaking has stopped. They wanted you to give them a call when you can actually get it up. They said that you shouldn’t be embarrassed about the size anymore, they will accept you for your tiny self. But next time you try to pull out the strap on make sure it’s not the one that plugged you the night before. No worries on the Red Bull. I usually consume punks like you after I beat them down, so thanks for the taste test. I knew it smelled a little funny when I was drinking it, but it smelled more like pussy than anything else. But now that you have brought it up, I should have known it came from you.

Your best friend
SHM

Post by **512OW** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:25 pm

You're right, it probably did smell like pussy. I am what I eat. Talk to your girl about it...she knows. She tastes like strawberries. Me likey.

So why is nobody has dropped your dumbass off a cliff yet. Lets go climbing...I'll be happy to forget my brake hand.

You're right, I should write childrens books...maybe then you'll be able to comprehend at least half of what I write...well, the half that I illustrate, anyway.

Tell em hi, and sorry I haven't returned their calls. Yes, the leaking has stopped...I guess there were just too many of us in that shower and something got busted. Thanks for your concern.

And I won't let you consume me after you beat me off....no tellin where you're mouth has been.

I'm no longer embarrased at the size. I was, admittedly, but after having your girlfriend compare the two of us, I realized I wasn't the smallest around!!

And as for that strap on, well, your mom lied. It was your grandma with the strap on...I was merely a spectator.

Post by **stronghandman** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:06 pm

" I am what I eat.."

I expected more from a big time emc like you, using a third grade Pewee Herman line is pretty lame. Will your next album include I'm rubber your glue ? I cant wait to crush you like I crush red tagged routes in my tennis shoes.

Post by **Lateralus** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:21 am

If I hear more than about 30 seconds of Lincoln Park... thank you silence!
I'll take elevator music on NPR over that played out screamy fartcicle shizNOT
of a band.