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Artsay
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What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner

What do you call a mix between a lesbian and a hippopotamus? A lickalottapus
What do you call a mix between a gay guy and a dinosaur? A megasoarass

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? Just put it to the side and start eatin'! :mrgreen:
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.
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young'n climber
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Post by young'n climber »

Four gay guys walk into a bar; theirs one bar stool! WHAT DO THEY DO!....Turn it up side down.

You know your a redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!

You know your a redneck if you have 12 immobile cars in your yard and one mobile house.
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? elephino!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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squeezindlemmon
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

warning: this one's waaayyy random :mrgreen:

There were two flies sitting on top of a pile of shit...

Fly #1: "Man, I feel like farting..."
Fly #2: "Don't be gross, man, I'm eating!"
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
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J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

Question: How do you fit an elephant into a grocery cart.

Answer: You take the "f" out of "weigh"
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."

--A Navaho elder
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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

A guy walks into a bar.


The next guy ducks.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Were some of you drunk when you wrote these jokes?
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

I wish I could tell my rabbit joke, but it needs hand gestures for full effect.
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Is it the one about the dead rabbit and the "spray?"
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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