Homo Climbtastic convention July 26-29, 2012 New River Gorge

[Andrew]

This is the gayest thread I have ever seen.

p.s. those goats are going to hell
p.p.s. Your letter to Santorum was great.

[clausti]

Why hello there Red River Gorge people! Is the Red not gay enough for you? Do you yearn for a crag where you can climb with people who aren't the same gender they were born into? Do you know what the term "breeder" means?

Well, do I have an event for you!



Homo Climbtastic is once again hosting its annual convention in the New River Gorge, July 26-29, 2012, for LGBTQ climbers and those who love them.

I can hear the whimpers of your discontent already. "But it's gonna be hot and humid and I'm gonna slip off my routes wah wah wah wah wah!" Well CRY ME A RIVER. Also, our convention is not for you anyway. Our climbers go climbing whether there's snow, rain, or untold quantities of goat poop (holla HCR!). I may skip out to catch the season finale of Nikita. BUT EVERY OTHER TIME.

We have all kinds of people. We got straight people, young people, people who call themselves old people, lipstick lesbians, chapstick lesbians, butch lesbians, straight women who get mistaken for lesbians cause they talk like butch lesbians, we got your "masc" gays, femme gays, in between gays, trash-talking gays, twinky gays, bear gays, "i refuse to be labeled but i'm obviously an emo-gay" gays, bi people, gender queer people, trans people, and people who don't believe in sexual orientation or gender.

But most importantly, we like the climbings.

whoo! that's me!

saw you guys last summer. you promised to bring hardcore gay porn for the b/c ledge. i might join you this year... teh camhead will be out west and y'all are hell of amusing.

[dustonian]

p.p.s. Your letter to Santorum was great.

Got a link for that? Let's see it. There's nothing better than bagging on Santorum... except maybe hardcore gay porn on rest ledges in the Red.

[camhead]

p.p.s. Your letter to Santorum was great.

Got a link for that? Let's see it. There's nothing better than bagging on Santorum... except maybe hardcore gay porn on rest ledges in the Red.

Read the blog that the original poster linked for the letter to Santorum. It's pretty funny. I just hope that we don't find any Santorum on crux holds at the Red or New.

[climb2core]

I'm down with going, I just want to make sure I take my buddies ynp1 and Ted...

[TradMike]

Please refrain from calling you climbing partner an analmole as they are tearing through the crux and just use animal. The visual of that is not for the faint of heart.

[climb2core]

Michelle, tell me more about this...

[Saxman]

Too bad pawilkes isn't timing his visit better so we could go.

[pawilkes]

Too bad pawilkes isn't timing his visit better so we could go.

it's probably a good thing really, I would probably make too many of the ladies rethink their sexuality and i don't want that. I love lesbians

[Artsay]

Michelle, tell me more about this...

I can honestly say that was one of my favorite climbing days ever. Those guys are freakin' hilarious!
The activities that went down that day I can honestly say were undoubtedly, unarguably, and most memorably a *first* for the Motherlode!