Great New Crash Pad Idea!!! Buy now!!!!

[Handjamwich]

One of the newest incidents in the RED left a certain someone dog less but not lifeless. After a short morning period the business side of me went right to work with the latest and greatest in crash pad protection. So for a limit of time only... ladies and gentlemen get your "Ruff Pad". The new design not only carries itself to the crag but protects you as well. These new ruff pads will not only transport themselves to the crag but you can load them with all sorts of odds’n ends you will need for a long day of cragging.
Ruff Pads come in all shapes and sizes, also ranging in models from The Saint Bernard for that extra protection for your solos, bad belayers, or even highballs. Looking to travel light, one of our more popular models is the "Lab". Comes in 2 color options Black or Yellow. Don’t worry ladies we didn’t leave you out we also have the womens additions such as the "Yorkie" or "terrier". This pad will leave you safe but not sorry. Buy today!!!!
For you PETA people out there, don’t get your harness in a bunch, these dogs have all been confiscated from the all too usual bad behaved crag dog. Sick n tired of all the Barking, Obnoxious dog fights, or fido trampling you rope, worry not my friend, we will be taking all "poorly behaved" dogs from the crag to support our new project. We call it killing to Dogs with one stone project, coming to a crag near you!!!!

[sendit]

poor form

[blakeleathers]

priceless.

[captain static]

I'm sure Terry would have enjoyed the irony in this. If they can't take a f*ck, joke'em.

[schwagpad]

This is not funny. But it is memorable.

[flashmaster]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[Toad]

Yeah... even I deleted a similar idea off that thread about two minutes after I posted it.

[Handjamwich]

For those who may find this offensive, I am truly sorry... Although pretty hysterical post I must say, I would be more than happy to remove it.

[bcombs]

Although I couldn't care less, I'm surprised anyone would type such a thing and then be surprised that people took offense to it.

[pigsteak]

there has been worse....on here.