1. if you have a mortgage, add one letter grade.
2. add one letter grade for each child you claim on your income tax return
3. if you can use a 1040 EZ for your income tax return, subtract one letter grade.
4. if you take maintenance medication for high cholesterol, add one letter grade.
5. add one letter grade for every high school reunion your class has held (you didn't actually have to have attended it).
6. if you haven't graduated from high school, subtract 2 letter grades.
7. if pigsteak has made you watch "the bachelor" with him, add a letter grade.
8. if you own a copy of johnny's first RRG climbs guide book, add a letter grade.
9. if you own a lawn mower, add a letter grade. add two, if it's a riding mower.
10. add a letter grade for each harness you have had to retire.
11. subtract a letter grade if you can't describe your day of climbing without using the words "brah" or "rad".
12. if you're sponsored by evolv, subtract 2 letter grades.
i figure that is only a dozen variables. can we come up with some more?
btw, i now consider myself real 13c climber. 8). i am so going to score tonight, brah.
