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Innocent subjects that took a turn for the worst.
tomdarch
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MSMITH wrote:So I'm lost, did gregkerzhner actually do the driving? Or do you guys just like to argue?
Ah, poor woman - let me help you to reach the "enlightened" state in which we males operate:

1) Attach a prosthetic penis (small size, not erect) and scrotum to the front of your pelvis. Grasp this prosthetic with one hand, and insert a finger from the free hand into a nostril.
2) Have several transdermal testosterone patches attached to you.
3) Have a lobotomy performed on you by a surgeon with uncontrolled Parkinson's.

At this point, the preceding discussion will make total sense to you.
Bacon is meat candy.
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I'm no woman, these two just need to get the sandpaper out of their vaginas
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DriskellHR
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No vagina here but you can lick the sawdust out of my butt crack if you like :lol:
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No thanks, I'm not into licking wood.
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MSMITH wrote:I'm no woman, these two just need to get the sandpaper out of their vaginas
Oh - somehow I was reading that as a contraction of "Ms" and "Smith" - I noticed your web link - sorry about the misreading.

Still, a sloppy lobotomy would help in appreciating most of this tread. :lol:
Bacon is meat candy.
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MSMITH wrote:No thanks, I'm not into licking wood.

ha ha ha that was prertty good!! :wink:
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Post by MSMITH »

Quick on the feet brother. Haha
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