Bedtime For Bonzo Gone!

Post by **Lucinda** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:52 pm

Lynn: "S" is for sling or or whatever

"Kwas" has gotta be a troll or maybe he is his own troll. Go figure.

WTF guys, its still a classic climb. Now if someone filled in the lovely crack, that would be a crime.

Post by **ynot** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 10:03 pm

Maybe a hammerdrill will loosen up the crete....no they are illegal. Damn.now what are gumbies gonna climb ?they will be all over our favorite routes. I think this is a conspiracy by the rock nazis.Who knows what route might be next.We need Goerge to declare war.

Post by **merrick** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 10:09 pm

i am excited about the prospect of putting some sport lines up at fortress. that place is too stuffy with all those stinky tradders.

bedtime being filled up with concrete and then bolted would be a better climb than Eureka ever could be.

we could make fortress the beginners sport crag that would draw traffic away from the advanced crags like left flank and military.

Post by **sparky** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 10:52 pm

merrick has the right idea
then fortress could become the complete beginners area with easy trad and easy sport
would could even put in an escalator up to the base of the crag and maybe even a concession stand to raise some funds.

Post by **ynot** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 10:57 pm

Capitol idea!!!!!! Then we could buy sport climbers heaven from the imperialist oil company and turn it into a gym.

Post by **merrick** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:11 pm

now we are talking. let's make some real money! maybe we can enchain all the cliffs in the gorge with a giant via ferrata and sell the first ascent of the longest via ferrata to some sucker.

Post by **Chuck** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 12:58 am

wow, you got me guys! i was really had there for a second, but my friend Horatio Felacio just called me from his cell phone and said it wasn't true. say, aren't posts that are not true supposed to be contained to the "suck forum". hmmm....i wonder why this one isn't on there. that's really weird, that a moderator would delete the same kind of post by the cool guy Horatio Felacio and not this one. strange.

Post by **john e aragon** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 5:39 pm

this is great news. Now i will go up there chip out some copperhead placements in the concrete and do this route as an aid route. i will name it Lame Wades Only and grade it at VIII 5.15c A6. anybody want to help me haul the pig?

Post by **Legion** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 9:45 pm

John, I'm totally game. Lets haul up plenty of extra concrete, too. If we heap it on high enough we might be able to create a replica of El Cap right in the good ol' RRG!

Post by **Lucinda** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 10:37 pm

I know, as long as your hauling all that concrete, how about we lay down a slab at the base of American Crack and Calipso, etc. to stem the erosion. Then we can stamp it to look like real rock. Any sensitive archaelogical stuff would then be protected for future exploration. Or better yet, we could leave artifacts in the concrete for future generations to study......